Archive for May, 2010

You have been working too hard !【转帖】

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

THIS IS WHAT
SORRY
LOOKS LIKE(内疚,就是这个样子)

This is what
tired
looks like(,能累成这样)

This is what
bad spelling
looks like…(拼写错误

This is what
intimacy (好亲热)
looks like.

This is what
courage(有勇气!)
looks like.

This is what
‘good grief!!’ (我的天!)
looks like.

This is what your
tax dollars (纳税者的钱到哪里去了?)
look like.

This is what
‘I can wait’ (我能憋着)
looks like.

This is what
impatience(这才叫急性子)
looks like..

This is what a
helping hand (助一臂之力)
looks like

This is what
cold (太….冷了)
looks like..

This is what a
bad mood (别烦我!)
looks like.

非法移民-爱探险的朵拉?

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

针对美国亚利桑那州有真意的新移民法,抗议者的“形象大使”是可爱的朵拉:

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

网上流传的一则笑话:

奥巴马访华时,对胡总书记说:他终于明白了中国文化其实就是吃的文化。比如:谋生叫糊口,岗位叫饭碗;受雇叫混饭,花积蓄叫吃老本;混得好叫吃得开,占女人便宜叫吃豆腐;女人漂亮叫秀色可餐,女人多了叫吃不消,受人欢迎叫吃香;受到照顾叫吃小灶,不顾他人叫吃独食;受人伤害叫吃亏,男女嫉妒叫吃醋;犹豫不决叫吃不准,不能胜任叫干什么吃的;付不起责任叫吃不了兜着走,办事不力叫吃干饭。
胡总书记听后很生气,说:我们应该好好总结一下中美关系,你却总结中国文化,是不是吃多了?

有网友评论如下:

民以食为天嘛。还有呢:
吃闭门羹;吃官司;吃苦;吃透;吃重;吃罪不起;连吓一跳都叫“吃惊”。最后被人干掉叫“吃枪子儿”,甭管是不是打在嘴上。人生的一切都是“吃”进去的。这就对了,这就回到基本面了。人类(无论东西方)千万不要以为自己是什么高尚的东西,扯什么文化。折腾来折腾去,到处招摇撞骗、自欺欺人、伤天害理、自作自受。其实一点也不比其他动物强,说到底就是个“吃货”而已。
“胡总书记”一针见血。其实人类就分两种:吃不饱的和吃多了的。

哈哈哈